50 Funniest Whatsapp Status

As Whatsapp takes the whole world to a new level in terms of networking, it’s now gaining popularity in all the age groups. Free calls, free messages, picture and video sharing, status, profile picture are some of the features that has attracted users to it.

Here are some most awesome and funniest status I have ever come across. I hope you have a good laugh too!

  1. Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
  2. Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
  3. We all feel a little f**d up sometimes.
  4. I believe in hate at first sight.
  5. The Earth without Art is just Eh.
  6. Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
  7. Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’)
  8. Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.
  9. 80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have brain..
  10. If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
  11. I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
  12. I Believe In Those, Who Believe In Me.
  13. Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.
  14. 3 AM my cell is ringing… hey there you asleep??  No I’m Skydiving.
  15. People said to follow your dreams so I went back to bed.
  16. Marriage means silent suicide.
  17. Great power comes with great electricity bills.
  18. Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
  19. The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
  20. I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
  21. Tried to lose weight… But it keeps finding me.
  22. I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
  23. Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
  24. Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
  25. I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
  26. My “Last Seen At” Was Just To Check Your “Last Seen At”.
  27. I M Not Special, I Am Just A Limited Edition.
  28. Thanks to Facebook. I Now Know What Everyone’s Bathroom Looks Like.
  29. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
  30. People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.
  31. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
  32. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
  33. SARCASM: Just one of the many services I offer.
  34. Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.
  35. Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
  36. Marriage is a “workshop”, where husband ‘works’ and wife ‘shops’.
  37. If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
  38. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
  39. I love my job only when I’m on vacation
  40. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
  41. If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep flushing.
  42. Please Be Patient.. Even a Toilet Can Handle Only One Ass Hole At A Time.
  43. Broken Heart Makes U Either Alcoholic Or Workaholic.
  44. Save water drink beer.
  45. I am so poor that I can’t PAY attention in class.
  46. I used to be an atheist, But then I realized I’m God.
  47. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
  48. Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
  49. My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity
  50. My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday

If you liked my post, do share with your friends and lemme know which was your favourite message or if you want to share any other funny messages that you have come across. Have a great day!

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